I think this is my leg.

I see you've figured out "qwertshift". I've never been very good at it myself, but I can speak a little of it.

Aww? U xlb aowlj hyar dubw kujw rgwaw. Rgua. Rgua, rgua. "These" and "This" are really similar, cut me some slack.

I want to be more helpful to you but my hands are tied, among... Other things. Maybe you could inspect the page?

We need to go deeper. Deeper and deeper.

I feel like how air tastes.